I had the scariest nightmare of my life. I couldn't sleep for hours after I woke myself up from it.
Okay, so it started out as me and my friend Chasity going to the mall. She was shopping, and I was basically there to tell her how good she looked. lol Anyway, while she was trying on some clothes, I wondered off to a back room, and turned off a light, which some how turned off the power in the entire mall. So the sales lady (who was Lady Gaga) got all mad at me, and wouldn't let me and Chasi leave the mall. Even when the power came back on, she wouldn't let us leave. So Lady Gaga (by the way, before this nightmare, I was already scared of this bitch) but anyway, she went to the bathroom. While she was in there, I was all,
"Chasity! Come on! Let's go now! Before she comes back!"
But I couldn't find her. Then after like a minute, I found her playing under a pile of clothes with a teddy bear. I don't know why. So we got in my car, and the highway was REALLY messed up! It wasn't even like a highway, it was like a topsie-turvie roller coaster! So I somehow, got Chasi home, and I went back to my house. But when I got home, I was the only one there (of course). But I heard someone in the shower! And I somehow knew it was Lady Gaga. I quietly creeped upstairs before the crazy bitch was done with my shower, and went in my room. I left the light off so she wouldn't know I was there. As soon as I was in my room, the shower turned off. I didn't even move to scratch my ichy nose! It was COMPLETELY silent, when all of a sudden, she blew my door open, and in a really demonic, and scary, deep voice, she said,
"GIVE ME YOUR DISCO STICK!"
I don't even have a penis!!! DX But I was still petrified! I didn't wanna get raped by that crazy, scary, bitch!
But then I woke up. But I was still scared. Anyway, I don't think that there is ANYTHING you can tell me, that would scare me even more. I HATE that freeky bitch!